truestoriesaboutme:

aflo:

guerrillatech:

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

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valdevia:

valdevia:

I have a normal Patreon where I send you one of these postcards every month! It’s not a cult, don’t worry. There are also stickers, previews of upcoming stories and more! So, join me! (It’s not a cult)

If we reach 150 patrons before christmas I’m making a thicc Fresno Nightcrawler pin-up calendar.

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hot2go:

arthoesunshine:

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life, Amy Krouse Rosenthal

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animalfreek:

I literally cannot get over their little buttcheeks

(via toadschooled)

neonpigeons:

everyone shut the fuck up. wurmple sippy soup

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saturniidays:

My gift to you: An Atlas of Insect Morphology free pdf

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nairdde32:

heckyeahponyscans:

boymouse:

pony tales is truly a lost treasure

I WAS NOT READY FOR STARLIGHT TO FALL STRAIGHT INTO HELL

Sent her ass to the plinko

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